Weirdest gadgets I’ve ever seen – Top 5

Once in a while I take some time to check the new stuff on gadgets, not the regular ones I always keep track facing the tech side of this blog, but the eccentric gadgets. Sometimes I even have doubts if they really exist, but the fact is that they do, and for a very affordable price (if someone would ever buy one of those )! I wouldn’t say these are the weirdest, but certainly are the ones that made me laugh the most:

5. Led Umbrella

Even if you don’t live in a quasi-futuristic Los Angeles, and aren’t a Blade Runner, you can still have the coolest umbrella on the street.

I might add: don’t be just another face in the crowd, be the weirdo in the crowd. A very useful gadget, excellent to pick your date up on Prom Night.

4. USB Beverage Chiller

(…) keep your beverage chilled and stay at your computer longer. This translates into greater work or gaming productivity – and what geek doesn’t enjoy increasing their efficiency.

It promises to chill to 45 degrees Fahrenheit in seconds. The ultimate plug and drink.

3. Excuse Box

Um, sorry, I really gotta hang up – there’s a thunderstorm coming!

Onboard memory up to 10 minutes of environmental sound effects. Get rid of your annoying boss in a twist.

2. Staple Free Stapler

Some kinda paper voodoo!

It does what you do (don’t you?) when a stapler is not an option: cuts a tiny flap in the corner of the paper and folds it on itself. A must have.

1. The Spork of the Gods

Imagine how much more food you could shovel in at your local buffet if you didn’t have to worry about the strain of picking up a heavy fork or spoon. The greatest gastronomic invention since lickable wallpaper.

What might I add after that? This is Spork!

Pics and quotes via Thinkgeek.

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